Odd But True Current Events 2016 - 2018 Flashcards

1
Q

This week a high school French teacher in Houston is being criticized because he can’t ______________

A

Speak French

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After months of debate construction crews in Belgium finally began building the city’s first ever pipeline to transport

A

Beer

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After hearing erie noises coming from a nearby grave a man visiting a cemetary in the UK discovered ___________________

A

It was a baby fox with his head stuck in a peanut butter jar trying to get out.

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4
Q

Researchers at Ohio State University warned that people that sit for too long may develop a new ailment named ______________

A

Dormant Butt Syndrome (DBS)

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5
Q

A marathoner in Tennessee failed to win the race when he stopped half way to ________________

A

Eat a Burrito

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March 26, 2016 - New Jersey police were called to a shopping mall to break up a brawl between a man and ___________________

A

The easter bunny (the fight started after the man’s daughter accidentally slipped out of her chair while taking pictures)

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Police in Louisville were excited this week when they finally got a clear security camera image of a man accused of _________________ing.

A

Stealing security cameras

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Q

March 23, 2016 The German national soccer team confirmed they have dropped star player Max Kruse due to his _____________ addiction

A

Nutella

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9
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A former member of Ukraine’s parliament was sentenced to two years in prison for exchanging ______________ for votes

A

Grilled chicken

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10
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An Ohio man asked to say the alphabet during his sobriety test refused on the grounds that I am _____________.

A

Unfamiliar with it

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In a sign that American’s are beginning to think differently about their health, the world’s largest McDonald’s is being closed for _________________.

A

An even larger McDonald’s

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A tense 4 hour standoff between Ohio police and an armed 75 year old man ended when the man ___________.

A

Fell asleep

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An Australian beach town attempt to put up a shark proof barrier was delayed by ________________

A

A shark attack

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Instead of answering questions about Donald Trump representative Isa of California __________________

A

Hopped over a fence and ran away

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Q

June 2016 a woman in New Foundland called 911 to report _________________

A

Her pizza did not have enough cheese on it

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16
Q

June 2016 a woman in New Foundland called 911 to report _________________

A

Her pizza did not have enough cheese on it

17
Q

This week, police in Minnesota threatened to punish drunk drivers by forcing them to _______________.

A

Watch Justin Bierber’s Super Bowl ad

18
Q

2017- After spending a week taking care of her husband’s dog, a woman in Florida was excited when he sent her flowers until she discovered ___________.

A

The flowers were sent for her dog (The dog had knee surgery and was recovering)

19
Q

2017- A Girl Scout in New Jersey who was having trouble selling cookies sold thousands after she wrote a letter saying __________________.

A

The Toffee-tasting cookies taste like “bleak, flavorless, gluten free wasteland”(after no one was buying Charlotte McCourt’s Girl Scout Cookies so her parents suggested she write a letter reviewing each flavor. She ended up selling 15,000 boxes and earned her cattiness badge)

20
Q

January 2017 - This week, a man in Texas was caught on security camera leaving the store with a blank shoved down his pants

A

Guitar

21
Q

After Google would not send Street View cars to map the Faroe Islands, residents there _____________________.

A

They strapped cameras to their sheep and let them wander around.

22
Q

After rescuing a man who was stuck in the air vents of a sandwich shop, police in Napa had realized he was under the influence when he did what?

A

When he told them he thought the vent was a magical wishing well. (Napa, California)

23
Q

California residents, upset that a sinkhole in the road has taken so long to get repaired, blanked this week.

A

They threw the sinkhole a first birthday party.

24
Q

This week, jurors in an arson trial in Florida were given a reason not to trust the defense lawyer when he ______________ during closing arguments.

A

Caught fire and ran out of the room because his pants were on fire.

25
Q

An Arkansas magician pulled over on suspicion of DUI was let go after he proved his sobriety by _______________.

A

Juggling

26
Q

March 2017: Passengers stuck in a massive traffic jam on a Seattle highway were relieved to see a _______________ stuck as well

A

A taco truck. It opened its doors and started selling tacos.

27
Q

After opening a care package from his mom, a freshman at Westminster College in Pennsylvania discovered that she had sent him _________.

A

A box full of trash that he had forgotten to take out when he was home.

28
Q

May 2017: In Canada, a fire truck was delayed on the way to a fire because it _____________

A

Caught on fire

29
Q

May 2018: This week, the big cheese festival in England apologized to attendees for ___________.

A

Running out of cheese

30
Q

March 2018 - A Hartford man faced charges

for stealing a car, drove to the court in a ___________.

A

another stolen car

31
Q

A man in China who adopted a puppy was surprised when his pet grew up to be a ____________.

A

a bear

32
Q

After getting stuck in the wilderness, a trucker hauling a load of potato chips managed to walk three days to get help without ever blanking.

A

Eating any of the potato chips

Jacob Cartwright was delivering a truckload of chips from Oregon to Idaho. But thanks to a malfunctioning GPS, he found himself completely lost in what rescue workers described as a, quote, “remote and mountainous location.” So he had to set out on foot to find help. And even though he wandered for three days without being rescued, with no supplies, Cartwright did not eat a single potato chip. He said, quote, “that’s just the way I was raised. That stuff’s not mine. I don’t touch it,” unquote.

33
Q

August 2018: A Florida woman suspected of stealing an SUV attempted to flee the scene but was caught when she blanked.

A

Got cornered by a herd of cows.

34
Q

According to doctors from the University of Boston, more and more people are requesting that plastic surgeons make them look like blank.

A

like their Snapchat filters

According to the doctors, Snapchat’s beauty filters are giving people an unrealistic expectation of beauty and is leading to them going under the knife to look more like their pictures. They want it all - they want fuller lips, smoother skin, bigger eyes, a dog nose.

The phenomenon has been dubbed Snapchat dysmorphia

35
Q

August 11, 2018: This week, a German group’s attempt to break the record for most falling dominoes had their dreams dashed by blank.

A

A fly who landed on one of the dominoes and tipped everything over.

They had set up a half a million dominoes before the fly landed and set off the chain reaction. It would’ve been worse if it’d been one of the guys tried to swat the fly but still.

36
Q

A golfer in Canada got a hole-in-one after his shot landed on the green and then ______________.

A

Then an eagle picked it up and dropped it in the hole.

(After driving his ball onto the green, the golfer assumed he’s only going to make par before an eagle swooped onto the course, picked up the ball and dropped it right into the hole.

And that’s right, golfers. He got an eagle.

37
Q

Police in South Carolina say they’re looking for a man who went into a Taco Bell and _________________.

A

He went behind the counter to make his own Mexican pizza because he said the one they made for him did not have enough meat on it.

38
Q

March 13, 2019 social media giant _______ suffered the most severe outage in its history.

A

Facebook and Instagram.

39
Q

Police were able to arrest three bank robbers after __________ overheard them planning their heist.

A

by the Uber driver they had hired to drive them to the bank.

They hired this Uber guy to drop - bring to the bank. And on the way, they discussed entry routes and escape plans. Naturally, as soon as he dropped them off, the driver called the police. The men were arrested as soon as they walked into the bank. It was great news for the bank and its customers, but terrible news for - and this is true - for the other Uber they had called as their getaway car.